What's the worst thing you ever broke/injury you had

[CranialEntropy]

I used to break everything when I was a wee one.
Back in kindergarten I had two broken arms at once from two different instances. Broke my arm once more after that, my collarbone twice, my leg once, and my cheekbone once (bat to the face). It wasn't hardcore or anything, most of them were from just fucking around as a kid and not being aware of my surroundings. Only thing I've ever broken out of elementary school was my collarbones.