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Insanecowposse · 08-23-2009, 09:11 AM

I took a hollow rubber penis sleeve and filled it with water and froze it. Then i placed the thing next to my sister in laws head. She always slept with the phone so i called her and listened for the scream. Bonus she threw the thing out her window. So tell me how you pranked someone or how someone got you.

Paullehh · 08-23-2009, 09:54 AM

I mummified my mate in parcel tape while he was sleeping one time.
He freaked out when he woke up and could not move any limbs.
Possitive there have been more epic pranks but my mind is a blank right now.

Star · 08-23-2009, 10:01 AM

i don't think i've ever done anything cool

Enigma · 08-23-2009, 12:04 PM

what the hell is a penis sleeve?

Paullehh · 08-23-2009, 12:07 PM

And why do you own one?

weirdo....

***sTr*** · 08-23-2009, 03:17 PM

! have a few good ones...

first, when ! was in highschool, senior year one of my good friends was trying really hard to get a job. he never got one throughout highschool because his mom wouldn't let him because she wanted him to study and what not. So one day he tells me about this interview he had with UPS and how good it went and he was a shoe-in for it. Well, he lived with his mom and his grandma, and his grandma wasn't crazy, but she was way old and didn't know much of what was going on. So ! called up his house on his grandma's phone line and told them "Hi, this is John from UPS, Adam was really great at the interview, he starts on Monday". Needless to say about a half hour later ! get a call from him and he's like "Fuck yeah, I got the job, I told you" and all that. So ! head over to his house to give him the bad news, let him stew in false victory for a bit. Well, when ! get over there his mom and grandma are throwing a party for him and they were calling all his out of state relatives to tell them the good news. He was really angry when ! told him it was me, and ! think he may have even got a congrats card in the mail from one of his aunts a week later... shit was epic...

the next one is not as good, but was fuckin great if you were there. IT was me and my friend adam, the kid from teh story above. We were sitting around getting drunk, nothing to do. So ! say let prank our freind schroeder. We weren't sure what to do, but ! was on craigslist a lot at the time making money and what not. So ! had this idea to put his car on craigslist, for free. This was at like 4am. About 15-20 min after we put it up we get a call from schreoeder and he's like ! know it was you fuckers, take that shit down. ! was like wtf are you talking about, what time is it, acting like ! was being woken up. He showed me his phone the next day, his voicemail and text messages were both full. and every time he would empty them it would fill back up in 15-20 min, he was getting called for 3 dayus, almost non-stop for that shit...

Enigma · 08-23-2009, 06:30 PM

I think the craigslist prank was better than the false job prank.

Insanecowposse · 08-23-2009, 07:50 PM

There is a sex store out here called Lovers Lane and we both got grab bags for 15 bucks. She got weird stuff like a nipple tassles and I got a penis sleeve which is a hollow rubber penis piece that goes over your penis to make it larger. Its like wearing a giant thick rubber over your penis.

Milky · 08-24-2009, 08:10 AM

probally not the best but......

Grimlin · 08-24-2009, 08:54 PM

*found this one,it's hilarious!*

Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals:

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 07-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Goâs, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Alex

P.S. Remember this motto. . An armed society makes for a more civil society!

***sTr*** · 08-25-2009, 10:03 PM

bajaj, ! saw that a while back, ! love a good craigslist posting... you can find some good shit on there.... and funny shit for that matter..

psychopathic penguin · 08-26-2009, 09:24 AM

Star Wrote:i don't think i've ever done anything cool

you did give me a 7 year old beer and tell me it'd be good

Paullehh · 08-26-2009, 09:35 PM

This prank is funny.

canttouchthis80 · 08-26-2009, 09:42 PM

would be cooler if they pranked more then one person at a time

***sTr*** · 08-26-2009, 09:46 PM

the Japanese always have good pranks and game shows... ! miss trigger happy TV, they always had some good shit on there....

canttouchthis80 · 08-26-2009, 09:55 PM

where did most extreme elimation challenge go

***sTr*** · 08-26-2009, 09:56 PM

up your but and around the corner...

-but for real, good question, that shit was bad ass...

canttouchthis80 · 08-26-2009, 09:57 PM

all i remember is this one chick fell and smashed her neck it looked like she killed herself i think i died of laughter

Paullehh · 08-26-2009, 10:09 PM

Bajaj pwnt

canttouchthis80 · 08-26-2009, 10:15 PM

how does the add at the end fit in

Slacker · 08-26-2009, 10:17 PM

bajaj
thats classic

canttouchthis80 · 08-26-2009, 10:20 PM

the twist adds the funny factor

Slacker · 08-26-2009, 10:22 PM

canttouchthis80 Wrote:the twist adds the funny factor

canttouchthis80 · 08-26-2009, 10:29 PM

maybe i like to state the things that others can plainly see

***sTr*** · 08-27-2009, 03:05 PM

canttouchthis80 Wrote:maybe i like to suckle on balls

XxSweetBitchAssxX · 08-27-2009, 04:12 PM

That craigslist ad is fucking classic! That's guy clever, I would have never thought about the FBI threat, but it rules.

The only thing I can think of is one July sometime after midnight, my friends and I rolled up in our car right behind some kid walking down the street. We had one of those big ass candy canes people stick into their yards at Christmas. We rolled up slow on this kid (he had headphones on so he didn't hear us) and hooked his leg with the candy cane and he busted his ass falling forward. Trust me, it was hysterical, especially yelling merry fucking christmas after him when his headphones yanked off.

Clizownmothafackoz17 · 08-27-2009, 09:06 PM

I cannot describe in any specifics the best prank I pulled for fear of legal prosecution and irreparable damage to my reputation in my community. I told you about it though, Mare. Remember? I can only assure the rest of you that it was quite spectacular and that my actions were entirely righteous and my motivations pure. Sort of.

XxSweetBitchAssxX · 08-28-2009, 12:35 AM

One hundred percent righteous, puely motivated, and spectacular, Alex. <3

evulninja · 08-28-2009, 01:54 AM

one of my friends said that one time for april fools day he got his girlfriend to come over after school before his mom came home and soon as they heard her pull up they ran into the bedroom shut the door and started jumping up and down on the bed and she was screaming oh! god! oh yes!!! ahhh!!! then his mom walked in like WHAT THE FUCK?! APRIL FOOLS... bitch got owned... lmao i wish he would have taped that shit.. that would have been fucking hillarious to see

Paullehh · 08-28-2009, 06:15 AM

evulninja Wrote:one of my friends said that one time for april fools day he got his girlfriend to come over after school before his mom came home and soon as they heard her pull up they ran into the bedroom shut the door and started jumping up and down on the bed and she was screaming oh! god! oh yes!!! ahhh!!! then his mom walked in like WHAT THE FUCK?! APRIL FOOLS... bitch got owned... lmao i wish he would have taped that shit.. that would have been fucking hillarious to see

His mum heard this and thought they were at it so she came in to have a look?
Bajajajaj

XxSweetBitchAssxX · 08-28-2009, 11:56 AM

Hahaha that is pretty classic. That mom was ready to lay the smack down on a bitch, a naked one at that.

***sTr*** · 08-30-2009, 11:38 AM

! wanna see a good fight, it's been a while... actually, since ! moved out of michigan, kinda funny...

NEKESTRO · 08-30-2009, 12:05 PM

Grimlin Wrote:*found this one,it's hilarious!*

Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals:

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 07-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Goâs, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Alex

P.S. Remember this motto. . An armed society makes for a more civil society!

that guy is my hero lol

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