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I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 02-26-2010
So uh, I guess I've been a member here for a while but didn't know until kitties started dying.
My name is Turdy. Chances are, we've crossed pathes somewhere at sometime before.
I do a lot of stuff.
Neat stuff.
I travel a lot.
I have an epileptic dog, she kicks ass, Capt'n Bigshitz. You no wanna fux with her.
I have about 15 jobs, most of them suck.
I like to gamble, but as an honest man, I win 80% of the time.
I'm good at everything I try and I could kick your ass.
Er, sorry, I'm drunk.
I could still kick your ass.
Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 02-26-2010
Oh, and I'm always up at 5am bored if you want to talk about feces.
Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 02-26-2010
word, !m gonna start being here early once ! got back to worky mc work...
Re: I am a Turd - Paullehh - 02-26-2010
Hai turdy.
What's up man?
Fucking dire time here with snow pissing out the sky, GOOD EXCUSE TO PLAY GAMES AND DRINK CHEAP ALCOHOL.
Really couldn't give a fuck less if you can kick a persons ass.
Mike tyson can kick shit out of most.. he's still a major douche.
Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 02-26-2010
Sounds like you want to feel the FURY!
But yeah, I hear ya bout the snow and cheap party liquor.
Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 02-26-2010
no snow here, but let's down some bottom shelf goodies!!!!
Re: I am a Turd - Paullehh - 02-26-2010
already done the mouth tastes like a alcoholic ashtray about now.
Sticky buckfast and cheap red wine.
Fucking spun man and it;s still fucking snowing out there.
What you talking about homeslice?
Re: I am a Turd - RawrBabyRawr - 02-28-2010
sam get the fuck out of here.
you know youd much rather have webcam sex with a 14 year old than
converse with people on here at 5AM when youre drunk!
who are you trying to fool?!
Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 02-28-2010
me, !'m 14, naked and on webcam
Re: I am a Turd - Grimlin - 02-28-2010
sTr Wrote:me, !'m 14, naked and on webcam
you are a 14 year old kid at heart.
Re: I am a Turd - Enigma - 02-28-2010
Grimlin Wrote:you eat 14 year old kids' hearts.sTr Wrote:me, !'m 14, naked and on webcam
you are a 14 year old kid at heart.
Re: I am a Turd - Grimlin - 03-01-2010
Who let the secret out?
Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010
RawrBabyRawr Wrote:sam get the fuck out of here.
you know youd much rather have webcam sex with a 14 year old than
converse with people on here at 5AM when youre drunk!
who are you trying to fool?!
ur teh only 14 year old 4 muh webcam secksinz.
Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010
Turdy, I know you from somewhere....
did you go by cartman or somethings like that
Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010
Quote:My name is Turdy. Chances are, we've crossed pathes somewhere at sometime before.
I go by Turdy or El Samuel. Always have.
Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010
OSB or HF or HK maybe?
Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010
DVDA
Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010
I remember ya, just cant pin point it.
Either way.
Suck my bawls. :)
Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010
Yeah, your name is familiar.
And no.Suck MY balls.
They're dry. I have dry balls.
Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010
Why, Im the infamous Fluffy.
And no, I only lick wet balls. You lose.
Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010
Fucking shit. I haven't busted a nut in a while. I've been avoiding sluts cuz of this tease chick I know, but I think I'm going to have to break down and cruise the east-side of town.
Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010
agag, teases are only good to get yourself ready for a slut.
Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010
But I like the abuse...
Teases and lesbians, those are my weaknesses. I chase what I can't have...
Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 03-02-2010
Drag Queens are my vice... sign me up....
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Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010
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There ya go.
Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 03-02-2010
Skeet Skeet Skeet
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